My best friend is Trans and my boyfriend doesn't know it

How are the moles doing?

Well, like, yeah, yeah, it's like a moose.

Sure, it's a little tight, but, man, they're so tight, yo.

So, girls, what's it to you?

Oh, what, with what?

What kind of sandwiches?

What do you got?

Pashto, sausage.

Mmm, pâté.

Okay.

Is there anything else?

Well, that's all for now.

Well, beer's for me.

Aah!

How about girls?

Can't girls drink beer?

Ooh, boobs are too big, you can't.

I don't know, some of them would be more useful.

Well, it's a joke, if anything.

All right.

Man, I'm so glad you guys are hanging out all the time.

Finally, I have a friend.

Oh, yeah, we're having a lot of fun, you know.

'Cause it's always with me, it's with me, it's with me, it's with me.

So, self-kiss, you spend hours hanging out in all those malls or whatever, on your manicures.

But we really like spending time together.

You're so happy to always come.

Thank you, Nika, for being with her.

That's really great, I'm really glad.

I like her a lot too, she's nice.

Yeah.

All right, well, I'm just gonna make you some food.

Okay.

That's it.

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